Our last Douchebag of the Week was such a success that we've decided to make it a weely feature on RonAndIan.com.
Congrats to our first winner, Lance Armstrong, who pulled away from Chris Rainey before Oprah even aired the disgraced cyclist's interview.
This time around, our five finalists all have something in common: the Super Bowl.
The polls will close on Thursday at 8am so be sure to visit every day to vote!
1. Superdome Power Supply
Those of us watching Super Bowl XLVII couldn't miss the 34 minute delay due to a power outtage that affected half of the Mercedes-Benz Superdome.
Entergy and the Superdome initially pointed the finger at eachother, then joined forces in blaming Beyonce, but now the finger is pointed back at the 'Dome.
Keeping track of this blame game is already getting tiresome, but every party involved wants to save face so we may be stuck on this merry-go-round for quite some time, unfortunately.
2. Jesse Heiman a.k.a. "Walter from GoDaddy.com"
Before Sunday you may not have known who Jesse Heiman in, and two days later you may still not know who Jesse Heiman is. That's okay; we'll refresh your memory:
Yes, Jesse Heiman would be that young man making out with Bar Rafaeli. Although he may be a hero to some, our jealousy has turned to anger.
3. Rahman Ali
The Greatest Of All Time's brother sent the world into a panic when he stupidly made it sound as if Muhammed Ali was on his death bed Sunday morning.
Rahman told the British newspaper The Sun his brother was, "In a bad way," and that he's "Very sick."
Of course when the report jumped across the pond it was refuted by Ali's family who tweeted pics of The Greatest decked out in Ravens gear for the Super Bowl.
4. Ray Nagin
Nagin was the public face of a devastated New Orleans in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina and as it turns out he allegedly used the battered city to line his own pockets and travel to exotic locations.
Nagin has been indicted by a grand jury on 21 federal corruption charges alledging the former two-term mayor awarded lucrative city contracts to contractors in exchange for more than $200,000 in kickbacks and first-class trips to Hawaii, Jamaica and Las Vegas between 2005-08.
5. Chris Culliver
Culliver is having a bad week. First he made these idiotic and hateful remarks about homosexuals, threw in a stupid tweet about women, and then his team lost the Super Bowl.
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